Housewife Hottie Alert!

Full Name: John Burke Krasinski

DOB: October 20, 1979
Why is he a Housewife Hottie?: He is tall, sweet (I've met him!), and sexy!

You know John Krasinski as Jim Halpert from my favorite TV show, "The Office." John has also appeared in movies like, License to Wed and Leatherheads, but he will always be Jim Halpert to me! :)

Enjoy the view ladies!

-N

Housewife Fantasy Man for 5/18/09: Jake Gyllenhaal!

Full Name: Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal

DOB: December 19, 1980 (28 years old)
Why is he HFM?: Jesus, look at him! That's why!

You probably know Jake primarily from Brokeback Mountain, the movie that helped straight women comprehend why guys thought lesbians were hot. But he has also starred in a lot of indie gems, such as Donnie Darko, October Sky, and the movie that made M fall in love with him, The Good Girl. If you haven't seen The Good Girl, get off your ass and head to Blockbuster right now!

And we can't have Jake as our first ever HFM without a shout-out to another great Jake role...Jimmy Livingston in Bubble Boy!

You're welcome Jake .

-M

Move over, People Magazine...

Because there is a new hot piece title in town! Every Monday from here on out, N and myself will be picking a very lucky man to grace your computer screen with the incredibly prestigous title of...wait for it....HOUSEWIFE FANTASY MAN.

Unfortunately, N and myself do not have the funds to publish a national magazine. Therefore, the men we pick will receive a congratulatory prize of maps to our houses, in case they ever want to, uh, drop in and thank us personally. And you know, the glory.

Who will it be this week?? Sit tight and check back!

-M