The Streak is O-V-E-R!

For the record the streak is over!!!! Not sure what I'm talking about? Read this.

And Speaking of Slim...

I had to add my two cents on Slim. I don't think all single girls are necessarily stupid, but I think they sometimes do very stupid things. Slim is sweet, pretty, funny, and financially independent. For a while she was living the dream single girl life, having fun and not having to answer to anyone. But all of a sudden she apparently wants...dun dun dun...a relationship. With a guy who always tells her that is the last thing he wants. And apparently she is still Facebook-stalking her obviously homosexual ex.

The frustration from this has led me and N to compile a little list for you single girls from some helpful married women:

1. Having sex with someone does not make them your boyfriend. In fact, if they know they can have sex with you without that label, good luck!

2. Don't ask your non-single friends for advice when you don't want to hear it. Yes, we are going to tell you that moving in a with a guy that you have been dating for 6 months whom is currently jobless is probably a bad idea.

3. Don't forget that we need you too! Just because we are in good relationships doesn't mean that we don't like to go out and get drunk too! And if your boyfriend breaks your heart, you'll need your friends to pour vodka down your throat and tell you what a douchebag he is. So don't forget us!



And remember, not all single girls are stupid! I'm sure there are some that want to bang their head against the wall as often as I do.

-M

Sick Husband

Mr. N is sick and has been for the past two weeks. He most likely requires a routine surgical operation to alleviate his discomfort. What sucks is that this operation may not happen for a week or longer...which brings me to my selfish concern: When is the next time I will get laid?

Selfish, yes. But you can't tell me other wives haven't gone through a similar selfish line of thinking when their husband required a procedure. It's been 16 days and I'm finding that I am already irritable. Can I last 16 more?? Woe is me...and my vagina.

- N